WHEREAS The management cannot be held responsible for any accidents, incidents, loss of property or life or limb.
And
WHEREAS For damage caused by lightning, earthquakes, floods, fire, frost or frippery of any sort, kind or condition, consequently the undersigned take responsibility.
WHEREAS During the term of this Agreement you will become and remain, at your sole cost and expense and at our request, a member in good standing of any then properly designated labor unions, guilds, or other organizations, as defined and determined under the applicable law, pertaining persons performing services of the type and the character to be performed here and hereunder. Nothing herein contained shall be deemed to require the violation of any written agreement executed between us and any such labor union, guild or other organization which may be in effect at the time of the execution of this agreement, and wherever there is any conflict between the provisions of this agreement and any other, the latter shall prevail, but in such event, the provisions of this agreement so affected shall be curtailed and limited only to the events necessary to permit compliance with such payment of any additional compensation it shall be at the minimum that is permitted thereunder.
WHEREAS to the extent that any payment hereunder exceeds applicable guild minimums such excess to the fullest to extent permitted by any applicable guild agreement, shall be credited by any against any additional payment, that may have to be made to said guild agreement and shall be applied as payment for any additional rights that can be required for such payment pursuant to said guild. Should the provision of any labor union or guild require the execution of any agreement for your employment of different form than the form here rendered, you agree that you shall execute any such agreement To the extent that any payment hereunder exceeds applicable guild minimums such excess shall be supplied as payments for any additional rights that can be required for such payment pursuant to said guild agreement. Should the provisions of any union or guild require the execution of an agreement for your employment in different form than this form contained herein you agree that you shall execute any such agreement.
WHEREAS the National Office, Office of Chief Counsel, Internal Revenue Service (Office), and the National Treasury Employees Union (Union) recognize that the right of employees to organize, bargain collectively, and participate through labor organizations of their own choosing in decisions that affect them safeguards the public interest, contributes to the effective conduct of public business, and facilitates and encourages the amicable settlement of disputes between employees and their employers involving conditions of employment; and
WHEREAS the Office and the Union recognize that the public interest demands the highest standards of employee performance and the continued development and implementation of modern and progressive work practices to facilitate and improve employee performance and the efficient accomplishment of the operation of Government; and,
WHEREAS the Office and the Union recognize that a mutual commitment and cooperation promotes both the efficiency of the Office’s operations and the well-being of its employees; and WHEREAS the Office and the Union agree that the dignity of employees will be respected in the implementation and application of this Agreement as well as related personal policies and practices;
IndistinguishableNote that the following line was quoted by Willy Wonka in the 1971 film as appearing “under Section 37b of the contract”:
All offers shall become null and void if…
I, the Undersigned, shall forfeit all Rights, Privileges and Licenses herein and herein contained…
Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum…
Memo bis puniter delicatum…